Jamaican wives?

February 22, 2006 at 11:36 am 9 comments

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had giventheir new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Trinidad,and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Barbados. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a girl from Jamaica. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn’t see anything, the second day he didn’t see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper.

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9 Comments Add your own

  • 1. nandi_pandi  |  February 22, 2006 at 4:04 pm

    Yeah man a true yardie gyal don’t tek shit from no man.

    Oh, as for the big 25…not in hiding, just recovering. LOL.

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  • 2. juliana  |  February 22, 2006 at 6:23 pm

    DAMN STRAIGHT!

    I liked this story. πŸ˜‰

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  • 3. Beaver  |  February 23, 2006 at 5:53 am

    Juliana wonders why men are afraid of her! They’ve heard this story, that’s why!

    Rock on! Girl powa al da way!

    Beav’
    (who never does any chores and demands breakfast in bed…. and gets it!)

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  • 4. Jdid  |  February 23, 2006 at 8:08 am

    lol, good one

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  • 5. juliana  |  February 23, 2006 at 7:21 pm

    HA! If I only I had a man like Dave, Beav’…..if only πŸ˜‰

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  • 6. Dr. D.  |  February 23, 2006 at 9:20 pm

    Heh haaaay!

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  • 7. Kingston Girl  |  February 24, 2006 at 8:18 am

    If we all had men like Dave!!! Does he offer training classes for other men?

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  • 8. Sunshine  |  February 24, 2006 at 10:11 am

    Ha Ha HA-I’m howling. Jamaican wives nuh easy now fe true.

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  • 9. Guyana-Gyal  |  February 25, 2006 at 1:32 am

    Hahahahaaaa. Love it. Many Guyanese wives tend to spoil their men a beeet too much.

    Reply

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